the sausage

“Hi this story is about an overweight , sausage who only eats fish his name is Dave. Let’s start” in Canada there are a lot of weird things there is a lake that is 5 times saltier than the sea, you can see polar bears and there is a sausage who only eats fish and that got him thrown in jail. I'm going to tell you that story now. Once there was an overweight sausage named dave he goes fishing and once when he went fishing he caught a F.B.I agent (fbi stands for fish bureau of investigation)   and he called his boss and said “boss i've been caught help me” the fbi did find Dave’s house and yelled “fbi open up” and dragged him underwater to court the jury smashed the hammer on the platform yelling “GUILTY!!!” and dave got thrown in jail (authors note “this is 5 years later”) dave finally realised that the bars are made of rusty metal and kicked the bars and swam up back to the surface then retired with a family at sunny spring falls near Niagara falls. THE END

By Aedyn